Ten Reasons to Hate/Love Edward or other char.

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Edward hating is fun..hehe

[lysystrata]

Top 5 reasons to love Victoria

5. She has red hair (just like moi only mine does not come out of a bottle)
4. For a very large part of Eclipse and when he tried to track her in New Moon it seemed she made Edward look like an idiot. Those of us in the know realize she simply exposed he was an idiot.
3. Love it or hate it her gift for escape is pretty darned cool.
2. Did I mention she has red hair?

And Number one...drum roll please.

1. She is one of three woman in the bizarre mind of Meyers who display any initiative, backbone or personality, the others being Rosalie and Alice.

~Sara~

[SweetestSuicide]

Reasons to love James, ohoho.

1, He's super sexy.

2, He loves a good fight and doesn't back down from it, despite the fact that he is outnumbered.

3, He almost turned Bella.

4, He toyed with Bella like a broken ragdoll.

5, He is far more stronger than Edward if he is to fight one on one with him without any interruption from Bella or anyone else.

6, He knows how to get what he wants with or without help.

7, He loves a good game of cat and mouse.

8, He's too damn sexy to be killed.

9, His sadistic, merciless features just show how sexy and evil he is.

And I'm done, lol

[azb]

10 Reasons for Edward to love Bella:

1. She has impossibly deep, shining, molten, chocolatey, shining, molten eyes.
2. She has impossibly dark, lustrous, chestnut, chocolatey, shining, thick hair.
3. She's so incredibly flawed that she needs your love to save her from herself.
4. Without your company and affection, she may just have to be friends with kids her own age, and build up a solid social adeptness that will serve her well in the big bad world.
5. She reads lots of 19th Century romantic literature, featuring fiery women who ultimately have to sign their lives and freedoms over to their male partners, and if she can't have a Mr. Darcy, you're really the next best thing.
6. Her sub par human senses fail to notice that you watch her sleep. She's the best kind of enabler: unconscious.
7. She can't stand the smell of blood. It's a sign of your ironic and tragic love story, ala Romeo and Juliet. Because that turned out so well for her.
8. You can't read her mind. You know she's really just playing hard to get.
9. Alice likes her a little too much. Sharing is not caring. You saw her first.
10. Her smell makes you want to eat her. That's a result of the powerful Love of Your Life pheromones she puts out, rather than you actually just wanting to eat her.

[JocelynTorrent]

Haha, that was the best, cyborg. Reminded me of one of those demotivational posters. It's to early for me to make a love/hate one, but I had to let you know that cracked me up.

[Enjorous]

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[lysystrata]

Top reasons to hate Edward (Movies and book combined)

10. Three words. Jimmy. Neutron. Hair. (With a nod to This-or-That)
9. Those repulsive sideburns.
8. Did you see when he took his shirt off in New Moon? He makes heroin addicts look like fitness models. Ewwwww!
7. He's not controlling, he's just smarter than everyone else.
6. He's stunned, stunned I tell you, when he realizes Bella believed him when he abandoned her in the woods telling her in no uncertain terms he did not love her. (I'm reminded of Casablanca when the Vichy-French commander exclaims "I'm shocked! Shocked to see there's gambling going on here.")
5. Following up on six he apparently believes your girlfriend thinking you are a liar, even if it is for your controlling, misogynistic view of what's good for her is the basis of a good relationship.
4. He thinks Bella's dead, should he man up, grow a pair and face the pain and address the grief this will cause his family? Nahhhh, fuck that, he's going to commit seww-ee-side.
3. He vandalizes classic American trucks.
2. After nearly getting his girlfriend killed at a birthday party because he flung her into some glass, cutting her badly, he orders her not to see her friend, saying it's too dangerous.
1. He claims religious beliefs for wanting not to change Bella then immediately wants to abort her baby. Hypocritical much?

[Twigon]

Okay. This topic is becoming just a bit creepy. I mean, really, SS? 'Because he flung Bella around like a rag doll?'

[azb]

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I think it was 'cause I was watching James Bond. The chicks always start super fiery and kick ass, crossbowing people to death with their freaking crossbow, but then the next thing you know James feels the need to lead them, by hand, to safety.

[VirtualD]

Jan 3, 2011 7:03:45 GMT aleinwonderland said:

20 Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black

1.) He's whiney
2.) He is possesive
3.) He is a child
4.) He is rude
5.) He's an idiot(litterally)
6.) He wanted to kill Ren in the books
7.) He pretends that he is going to go off to "die" against the newborn army just to get kissed
8.) Whenever Bella would trip or fall Edward would cathc her Jacob would watch her fall and then laugh
9.) His ego is HUGE!! He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips but he's not
10.) He forced himself on Bella
11.) He is always saying something rude or mean
12.) He is always shirtless
13.) He tells Bella that he will SHARE HER CHILD with her
14.) He agreed to kill Edward and Bella(if he had to) in Breaking Dawn
15.) He thinks that just because Billy and Charlie are bff's that they should get married to tie their families together
16.) He is not romatic
17.) He is immature
18.) He keeps trying to get Bella to "fall" for him even though they both know that she wants Edward
19.) If he really loved Bella he would have let her go to find her happiness
20.) He is always trying to fight Edward and the Cullens even though he knows that that would destroy Bella if something happened to them

I love this! Couldn't of put it better myself.

I hate Jacob with a passion, he is the most boring and lame character ever. Even more than Eddie!