Ten Reasons to Hate/Love Edward or other char.

[Hollowgo]

10 Reasons why Bella Swan (book) is an idiot

1. She's an IDIOT.
2. She whines.
3. She is pushy to get what she wants.
4. She's weak.
5. She obsesses over a manipulative emo stalker.
6. She pushes others away for Edward.
7. She worries about no one but Edward and Jacob.
8. She can't accept a gift.
9. She has a pathetic gift for herself.
10. She. Is. A. Pathetic. Waste. Of. Space.

[JocelynTorrent]

Number ONE and ONLY all encompassing reason to hate Carlisle:

He is the definitional Gary-Stu.

[JocelynTorrent]

Like your number ten Reason on Book Bella, HG. Well done.

[Enjorous]

11) She's a place holder
12) She's a Mary-sue

[Hollowgo]

Reason to hate Rosalie
1. She is a bitter bitch that deems herself a monster when it is because of the fact that she is a vampire that she met her soulmate and had a real family.
2. She treats Bella like shit when Bella's choices are her own and because she's jealous of her humanity. Again, reason one.
3. Only wants to save Bella for the child in BD.
4. She doesn't seem to care about anything but her own bitterness.
5. Meyer did a horrible job on her character.

Why Meyer is an IDIOT
1. She created Edward Cullen.
2. She created Jacob Black.
3. She created Bella Swan.
4. She threw her religion into the story in the wrong way.
5. She made her women look like weak little toys that needed protecting.
6. She gave her characters shitty characterization.
7. She didn't give them character development whatsoever except the main three idiots.
8. She made her women weak and helpless.
9. She made it clear her fantasy man was a seventeen year old manipulative emo who bitches and moans about being a monster over and over again and has to have things his way.
10. She made Edward fucking Cullen. Nuff said.
Bonus. She's an idiot.

[Enjorous]

5 Reasons to give Rose a big hug...if she'd let you.
1) The scars of her past still haven't healed
2) her life was the result of a choice made for someone other than her
3)The only thing she wants is one she'll never be able to have
4) She's walled herself off in effort to keep her from ever being a victim
5) She's played by a hack no talent two bit actress

[Hollowgo]

Hey, I like Nikki as Rosalie. I disagree with you there, sir.

Why Jasper is an idiot
1. He's overprotective.

That's it.

10 Characters That Got No Love/Depth/The Bottom of the Barrel
1. Alice
2. Esme
3. Rosalie
4. Carlisle
5. Emmett
6. Jasper
7. Leah
8. James
9. Laurent
10. Victoria
Bons: 10 More!
11. Kate
12. Tanya
13. Irina
14. Carmen
15. Eleazar
16. Seth
17. Paul
18. Jared
19. Jane
20. Maria
Super Bonus! Every other character that isn't Gagward, Jackass or Idiotella!

[Enjorous]

Idiotella...you sir are coming very close to Nutella, which as we all know is the spread of kings!

I don't like her period, I'm biased.

Things that are wrong in Meyer's head:
Chivalry does not equal overprotective
Dying for your love is only romantic when? Never!
No one in the real world would really like Bella
A girl with any spine would have bitchslapped Sparklepants on day one.

[Twigon]

Wow. This is all very interesting stuff.

Reasons why Bree should get more character delopment;

1. She was lied to. By the person that ruined her life. And then was sent to be killed by the same person.
2. She resisted Bella's blood! Sure, should would have been killed if she hadn't, but 99.9% of newborns would forget that little fact in favor of the blood!
3. We all know that she and Victoria had a little somethin-something going on.
4. Her name is awesome!
5. If you read The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, you know she wasn't just some stupid newborn, doing anything to get blood.
6. Agian, if you read TSSLoBT, you know that even when she was going to die, she tried to help Edward. (Not that she should have done that, but she didn't know how he truly was.)
7. Edward most likely wanted her to die, simply for being a potential threat to Bella.
8. Meyer gave her all of five pages, then killed her.
9. With no character development what-so-ever.
10. Then felt sorry for Bree, (She should!) so wrote yet another book to get rid of her sorry-ness.
11. Her name is Bree. Bree. Breeeeeee. A very nice name.

[SweetestSuicide]

10 Reasons to like Rosalie;

1, She's blonde and of course I have a thing for blondes.
2, She's hot and just because she's a hot blonde.
3, She protects the women of her family like she would on her own life.
4, She wants Bella to have the feeling of being a mother and not missing out on the whole experience.
5, Even when she's still somewhat a newborn, she still managed to carry Emmett for miles just to get Carlisle to save him.
6, The way she put up with Emmett's jokes and playfulness and still loves him dearly.
7, The way she dislikes how selfish and rude Edward is towards Bella but still loves him because he's her brother.
8, How she protects Bella upon her request because she's carrying Renesmee, even if it's selfish of her to do so against Bella's saftey.
9, She has lost all of her human relatives and was gifted with a niece in return.
10, She's bitchy, stands up for herself and has an attitude that I'd like to have for a girlfriend.

[Twigon]

An attitude where she would kill Bella herself if it gave her a child? Nah, I'm just kidding, that was Meyer screwing with her personality agian.

[SweetestSuicide]

The bitchy, protective attitude. I wouldn't mind if she kills Bella to get the child for herself though. Since I know Renesmee would grow up and kill Rosalie right after. Fake love is the best when it comes to revenge for the other one's love.

[Twigon]

Wow, thats evil.

[Hollowgo]

Meh. I don't like book Rosalie. Never did. A few good qualities that were underwhelmed by the amount of bad qualities. She just wasn't my cup of tea.

My one and only reason for disliking Alice: her physical description. I'm supposed to believe that a 4 something anorexic girl is going to be able to defend herself? The way Meyer described her made her sound like a weak little doll and I found that just plain insulting. Thankfully the movie did her more justice. Mind you, I guess the shortness didn't bother me (though I would've preferred five feet, maybe five two), it was the rest of it.

[Twigon]

Book Rosalie had rapid mood-swings. First she hates Bella, then they become all buddy-buddy in Eclispe, then Rosalie uses Bella as a incubator. That is just sad.

You have commented about how Meyer made all her girls weak. What about Victoria? What about Jane?