Ten Reasons to Hate/Love Edward or other char.

[Twigon]

I love Alice because;

1. She is happy almost all the time.
2. She's cute.
3. Spiky hair.
4. She's under five feet; AKA cute.
5. She act's like she's just had a cup of coffee with extra sugar.
6. She likes to shop for people.
7. She's really cute.
8. She's so awesome she has her own fan base.
9. Everybody can't help but love her.
10. She is really, really cute.

[Hollowgo]

To hate Edward:

1. He is manipulative and wants Bella to do things his way.
2. He listens in on her conversations without her consent.
3. He whines about "being a monster".
4. He doesn't want Bella to be a vampire, which is stupid because then she'd grow old and die and he would likely end up in Volterra again.
5. He abandons her in the woods and tells her he doesn't love her. Who the fuck does that?
6. He's constantly moping and being all broody.
7. He can be way too overprotective, for the wrong reasons too.
8. He damages Bella's car and tries to do whatever he can to prevent Bella from going to see her friend (even though her friend's an asshole in my opinion).
9. He keeps himself distant because he's overly paranoid despite the fact that a little self control could go a long way.
10. He ABANDONED HER in the WOODS.

Bonus: He watches her sleep like a damn stalker.

[Twigon]

Nice. Who's next?

[Hollowgo]

I'll go again, just because:

10 Reasons Book Bella is an idiot:

1. She is incredibly weak and incapable of defending herself.
2. She whines constantly.
3. She can't accept a gift from someone else.
4. She is utterly obsessed with her worthless husband.
5. She forgives Gagword after he ABANDONS HER (must I stress this more?) like it was nothing, despite the depression it caused her.
6. She doesn't bother getting closer to anyone else in the family.
7. She practically says "screw you" to friends outside of Gagward and Jackass.
8. She whines. Have I mentioned that?
9. She tries to bribe people for the info she wants, but the way she goes about it is a little on the ridiculous side.
10. Have I mentioned her Edward obsession? Or her lack of intelligence?

[aleinwonderland]

20 Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black

1.) He's whiney
2.) He is possesive
3.) He is a child
4.) He is rude
5.) He's an idiot(litterally)
6.) He wanted to kill Ren in the books
7.) He pretends that he is going to go off to "die" against the newborn army just to get kissed
8.) Whenever Bella would trip or fall Edward would cathc her Jacob would watch her fall and then laugh
9.) His ego is HUGE!! He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips but he's not
10.) He forced himself on Bella
11.) He is always saying something rude or mean
12.) He is always shirtless
13.) He tells Bella that he will SHARE HER CHILD with her
14.) He agreed to kill Edward and Bella(if he had to) in Breaking Dawn
15.) He thinks that just because Billy and Charlie are bff's that they should get married to tie their families together
16.) He is not romatic
17.) He is immature
18.) He keeps trying to get Bella to "fall" for him even though they both know that she wants Edward
19.) If he really loved Bella he would have let her go to find her happiness
20.) He is always trying to fight Edward and the Cullens even though he knows that that would destroy Bella if something happened to them

[Hollowgo]

Very true, very true.

[aleinwonderland]

18 Reasons To Love Alice Cullen

1.) She is always happy
2.) She is very hyper
3.) She is a fashion guru
4.) She drives a Porsche!!
5.) I love her Bella Barbie time
6.) She's just adorable
7.) She loves to shop
8.) She knows designer labels like the back of her hand
9.) Her hairstyle is the shit!
10.) She seems the most in tune with human feelings. (Jazz and Carlisle don't count)
11.) She is a great sister and best friend
12.) She is loyal to the bone
13.) She risked the wrath of Edward to help out Charlie in New Moon when she thought that Bella had died
14.) She doesn't make fun of Bella
15.) She is pretty damn funny
16.) She planned the coolest graduation party
17.) She planned the sweetest and romantic wedding for a couple who didn't even care
18.) She came back in Breaking Dawn to save the day

[JocelynTorrent]

Reasons why I love Alice and hate Edward?

I just happen to have a list: Here www.fanfiction.net/s/4751560/1/Those_Little_Things

[Twigon]

Very nice. That could pass for poetry.

[JocelynTorrent]

Haha thanks. I saw it as more of a rant but I'll take poetry ;P

[Twigon]

Wow. I just noticed your post count. Post more!

[JocelynTorrent]

Oh my. Yes, ma'am! Sorry, ma'am!

[Twigon]

Really? I was kidding. But here I am, a regular member, but I have over 200 posts while you, a moderator, only have around 40.

[JocelynTorrent]

Perhaps I don't have much to say. Does that make me unworthy of...Moderation?

[JocelynTorrent]

Also, my bad for calling you a chick, lol. I think I was looking at my own reply and not yours, with the rather obvious male symbol.