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Post by megster1992 on Feb 2, 2011 21:36:53 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2011 21:40:39 GMT
I'm obviously painfully insecure about my place in the forum's dynamic. Will be back with some vaguely creepy writing about redheads There's no need to be, azb. I believe everyone would agree that you are an integral part of this forum. If they don't, my ninja being will cyber-poo on them. haha It's never creepy! The redhead dedications are awesomely filled with awesomeness! *nods* |
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Post by megster1992 on Feb 2, 2011 21:43:17 GMT
Because they are made by the Awesome Invisible Dragon of Awesomeness.
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Post by azb on Feb 2, 2011 21:44:07 GMT
No, I think this one's pretty creepy. And I'm not insecure, haha. Just milking it  Red in the Morning, Shepherd’s Warning. By a concerned citizen super concerned about this issue concerning biodiversity. A dire situation is upon us. Redheads are dying out. The recessive redhead gene makes for a difficult situation in our disgustingly racism-lacking world. Cross-cultural and racial pairings are slowly, but surely, eliminating the rare, yet stunningly, powerfully, and gapingly attractive scarlet-haired among us. The solution? Forced breeding programs amongst the fortunate few who happen to carry the much-sought after gene. It may sound like a cruel zoo experiment. It may bear an unsettling resemblance to post apocalyptic survival plans of the human race. But it is necessary. For the the redheads. Thank you. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2011 21:44:24 GMT
*sigh* Yes that was what I was implying haha
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2011 21:46:31 GMT
Umm all I can say is thank god for artificial insemination?
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Post by megster1992 on Feb 2, 2011 21:46:39 GMT
Oh wow...that is...no words to describe it, azb.
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Post by azb on Feb 2, 2011 21:49:56 GMT
*cough* Creepy.
Look at what your redheaded self does to me, Sunshine. I turn into an insane David Attenborough.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2011 21:52:04 GMT
It's ok, azb. I distress over the waning numbers as well. I am of a dying line. I will do everything in my power to insure the line continues. *scouts honor*
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Post by azb on Feb 2, 2011 21:56:42 GMT
Or, you know, alternatively there could be a mass genocide of non-redheads, just to even up the numbers. But I'm not sure that'd go down too well.
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Post by megster1992 on Feb 2, 2011 21:58:41 GMT
I'm perfectly fine with living, thank you.
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Post by azb on Feb 2, 2011 21:59:36 GMT
See? Wrench. Plans. *throws up hands* |
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Post by megster1992 on Feb 2, 2011 22:02:02 GMT
I offer up my sister though. You can kill her. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2011 22:02:15 GMT
You can't kill the non-redheads that's who I like. And if I'm not happy, I won't be a good mommy. And then the redheads I raise will be bitter and evil from their mommy issues. Then the world will continue to spiral downwards after that!!
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Post by azb on Feb 2, 2011 22:05:29 GMT
You don't like other redheads?  That's so sad. How about you use their bitterness and anger and raise them as a little redhead army? |
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That's so sad.