The Surprised Cynic

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The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 0:08:39 GMT

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Post by Delta on Jan 13, 2011 0:08:39 GMT

Well then here is a surprise for anyone who knows me in real life, me joining a twilight related forum! Reason for this, my great despise for the freaking worldwide craze that is this book series. Especially considering its main couple is awfully unsettling to say the least, Hell I wrote a paper my first year of college about everything that was wrong in the relationship with Edward and Bella and how it scares the hell out of me that young girls tell me.

"OH I WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT WILL FOLLOW ME AROUND AND WATCH ME WHILE I SLEEP JUST LIKE EDWARD!I WILL DITCH ALL MY FRIENDS JUST BECOME A VAMPIRE, IF THEY DONT LIKE IT SCREW THEM THEY AREN"t MY FRIENDS IF THEY AREN'T MY BOYFRIEND!" I have heard in those exact words several times for different people that exact statement and it makes me die a little inside.

This brings me to this site, I have found out that I much prefer the writings of fan fiction authors when it comes to Twilight as opposed to Smeyer herself (though typically in my head that does not mean much). At least it makes the characters more developed. I got bored and i just started imputing in random pairings on fan fiction.net because i was in the mood to read terrible fan fiction. This was when I happened upon Stories by JocelynTorrent And Hollowgo.

In short I was stunned.

In longer terms, "Holy hell, this couple actually makes sense when these two write it. This is absolutely fantastic, this is gonna help me write one of my relationships better in my own novel."

I found the forum and I thought, "Hell why not." If I can keep track of a pairing that can have such wonderful authors (I will get to more of stories on the forum and by others authors soon I just have to find the time soon though) I might as well join. Now while I still do not like Twilight, I think I may be a fan of The versions that I find on here. Hell I may even like Bella the way she is written in the other fanatics, she isn't flat when people on here write her. And Alice i liked when I read the first book (only book i Read) So you guys didn't have to do much to make me like her.

So Long live Alice and Bella. Because we all know that Alice is the only one that can snap Bella out of those self hating moments. They balance each other out and can be developed thanks to this lovely community and its fantastic writers.

So Expect to see me lurking about or posting about the one pairing with Bella I can actually agree with.

Last Edit: Jan 13, 2011 0:09:56 GMT by Delta

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 0:15:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 0:15:28 GMT Well I'm glad that we can surprise you. Welcome to our awesome slice of the intertubes. Feel free to look around, post, chat, chat about posting, post about chatting and generally have fun.
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

Hollowgo The High Ranking Bellice Admin The Bellice Prince The (Self-Proclaimed) Bellice Prince Posts: 1,103	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 0:56:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hollowgo on Jan 13, 2011 0:56:14 GMT Ooh, you liked my stuff! Splendid. Welcome! Enjoy yourself. And hey, you and I have the exact same thought process on Bella/Edward. Amen, sistah.

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:01:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:01:16 GMT Fair. I was in Washington State just a few days ago, and came across vampire sparkle lotion in the Twilight section of a store. It scares me to think that people purchase it. A lot. So hi
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:05:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:05:40 GMT I passed through Forks my Freshman year of high school on my way to Canada. I took a pic of the sign that I sold on ebay a couple of years ago for a little over 10 bucks. It scares me that someone would pay that for a pic.
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:09:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:09:01 GMT Man, maybe I'm in the wrong business? I should start a photo-manipulation website, for Twilight/Forks related pictures. That's where the money's at, obviously.
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:11:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:11:45 GMT Obviously. Really scary thing. Bidding started at $.25 plus shipping o.O
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:15:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:15:48 GMT Creepy. And that was two years ago. Imagine what it would go for now...?
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:16:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:16:39 GMT Well with the economy and the power of the dollar...I have no bloody idea.
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:18:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:18:20 GMT How about the power of the fangirls? You should have tied it to a string and dragged it around the streets.
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:19:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:19:55 GMT I would have been like the pied piper of California. O.o I could have lead them all to a canal and drowned them all...how wonderfully morbid.
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:20:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:20:40 GMT Well, I would have lead them to an arena and forced them to fight for it, but that's just me.
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:22:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:22:07 GMT Oh snap! That's a much, much better idea.
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

azb Super Duper Cullen Human/Cyborg Relations Posts: 1,947	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:25:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:25:40 GMT buffs nails It is, isn't it?
	Sayonara, RoboCop!

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	The Surprised Cynic Jan 13, 2011 1:28:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:28:43 GMT Very much so. Although either way gets them all just as destroyed
	When I saw her face, I felt the heavens sway, when we were together separated by the light. What I feel with you: dreams they do come true. ______ This is my Mod voice. Beware

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Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:05:40 GMT

Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:09:01 GMT

Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:11:45 GMT

Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:15:48 GMT

Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:16:39 GMT

Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:18:20 GMT

Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:19:55 GMT

Post by azb on Jan 13, 2011 1:20:40 GMT

Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:22:07 GMT

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Post by Enjorous on Jan 13, 2011 1:28:43 GMT

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