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I have to share this.... Mar 5, 2011 20:29:43 GMT

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Post by VirtualD on Mar 5, 2011 20:29:43 GMT

This is an actual article that appeared in my Gran's local paper... please don't judge the whole of Northern England by this, but oh my life I laughed out loud.

Looks like Edward likes Jacob more than he wants to admit....?

www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/news/local/dewsbury_man_edward_cullen_on_dog_sex_charge_1_1997758

SO WRONG!

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share".

~ Alice Cullen, Twilight Ch. 16

lemonelephant Werewolf Pup Empress of All She Sees le temps de la lune Posts: 2,044	I have to share this.... Mar 5, 2011 20:32:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lemonelephant on Mar 5, 2011 20:32:55 GMT Oh MY! By the gods! That is AWFUL!
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VirtualD Super Vampire Not opposed to Grand Theft Auto Posts: 549	I have to share this.... Mar 5, 2011 20:34:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VirtualD on Mar 5, 2011 20:34:11 GMT I can't believe it made the papers!! But not much happens here... and Dewsbury is a VILE place... it's a proper Ghetto.
	"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share". ~ Alice Cullen, Twilight Ch. 16

lemonelephant Werewolf Pup Empress of All She Sees le temps de la lune Posts: 2,044	I have to share this.... Mar 5, 2011 20:35:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lemonelephant on Mar 5, 2011 20:35:05 GMT PROPER ghetto? You are so properly British and it tickles my soul. (:
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megster1992 Veteran Werewolf The Bellice Wolf Master White Wolf Howling Posts: 3,647	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 1:50:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 1:50:55 GMT The link doesn't work for me.
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VirtualD Super Vampire Not opposed to Grand Theft Auto Posts: 549	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 10:31:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VirtualD on Mar 6, 2011 10:31:02 GMT Booo I just checked it and it's opening OK...
	"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share". ~ Alice Cullen, Twilight Ch. 16

megster1992 Veteran Werewolf The Bellice Wolf Master White Wolf Howling Posts: 3,647	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 14:57:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 14:57:13 GMT Okay, it's working now... Eh, not as funny as I thought it would be...would've been better if Jake was there describing the crime. lol
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theyukichan92 Nomad Vampire The Bellice Countess Never be afraid to speak your mind. Posts: 312	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 16:17:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by theyukichan92 on Mar 6, 2011 16:17:24 GMT This is Hilarious in my opinion! To think he would've actually gotten caught, hmmm, maybe he wanted it to happen?
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megster1992 Veteran Werewolf The Bellice Wolf Master White Wolf Howling Posts: 3,647	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 19:56:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 19:56:15 GMT Like in Lunar Soul.
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I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 20:24:22 GMT

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Mar 6, 2011 19:56:15 GMT megster1992 said:

Like in Lunar Soul.

No, it is nothing like that -.- In your story they were open, cept for the one mishap. However, in this situation I believe they were saying he did it against the dog's wishes. lol

Last Edit: Mar 6, 2011 20:24:38 GMT by theyukichan92

Excuses only build monuments of nothingness.

megster1992 Veteran Werewolf The Bellice Wolf Master White Wolf Howling Posts: 3,647	I have to share this.... Mar 6, 2011 21:32:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 21:32:41 GMT I was referring to the "maybe he wanted it to happen?" part of your post, Countess. Though, I will apologize for any misreading on my part.
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samaramorgane Super Vampire The Bellice Warrior Posts: 539	I have to share this.... Mar 7, 2011 5:23:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by samaramorgane on Mar 7, 2011 5:23:27 GMT Bloody hell!ahahah!Creepy!
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Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	I have to share this.... Mar 7, 2011 21:47:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Mar 7, 2011 21:47:16 GMT It still doesn't work for me...
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VirtualD Super Vampire Not opposed to Grand Theft Auto Posts: 549	I have to share this.... Mar 9, 2011 22:25:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VirtualD on Mar 9, 2011 22:25:05 GMT It would not surprise me that the Dewsbury Reporter site only works intermittently... They probably still draft their articles on a blackboard with chalk.
	"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share". ~ Alice Cullen, Twilight Ch. 16

Enjorous The Global Bellice Mod The Bellice High Inquisitor Posts: 3,453	I have to share this.... Mar 9, 2011 22:25:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enjorous on Mar 9, 2011 22:25:39 GMT Tell us how you really feel about them Virtual.
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Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 1:50:55 GMT

Post by VirtualD on Mar 6, 2011 10:31:02 GMT

Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 14:57:13 GMT

Post by theyukichan92 on Mar 6, 2011 16:17:24 GMT

Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 19:56:15 GMT

Post by theyukichan92 on Mar 6, 2011 20:24:22 GMT

Post by megster1992 on Mar 6, 2011 21:32:41 GMT

Post by samaramorgane on Mar 7, 2011 5:23:27 GMT

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